The New York Times is nothing if
not bourgeois to the core. (Check out its “Styles” and “Home”
sections, where it's most obvious.)
Page One of the Sunday print edition is
the most prominent and important slot in the Times universe.
So it is reserved not just for what they consider the most important
breaking stories of the prior 24 hours, but also more general news
that they consider of particular significance and worthy of maximum
attention.
So here's a story from page one, Sunday
May 26, 2013, which I think lets us see a bit too much of the NYT's
class bias beneath its facade of “objectivity,” rather like a
glimpse of petticoat momentarily exposed beneath a lady's long skirt
by a careless movement of her leg: “As Boozy Invaders Hit Beach, Hamptons Sound a Snooki Alert.” The dateline is Amagansett, NY.
(Published online a day earlier, as with most NYT articles
these days.) [1]
The article take up another half page
inside, although that includes a large photo and a smaller one
(p.17). It's not worth reading, I can attest. I'll just point out the
prominent aspects of it, which is sufficient to make my point about
NY Times snobbery. [2]
The headline on the continuation inside
adds a word and deletes an “a:” “As Boozy Invaders Hit Beach,
Hamptons' Residents Sound Snooki Alert.” So it's basically the
same.
Apparently the “Snooki” connection
is the purely hypothetical possibility that the TV show on
which “Snooki” appears might shoot an episode in the Hamptons,
based on the fact that they've gone to beaches in the state of New
Jersey. In fact,“Snooki” is only mentioned in passing until
the last two paragraphs of a 28 paragraph story, which is
mainly about angst over crowds in summer. (WOW! Beaches have crowds
in summer! Who knew? Stop the presses!!) Each of those
paragraphs consists of a single sentence. The upshot is apparently
that MTV has no plans to shoot in the Hamptons, but
they don't rule it out. So the headlines took a bit of pure
speculation as an excuse to use “Snooki” as a hook for the story.
Hey, that's just good editing! Shows how topical and relevant
and with it the NY T'imes is. I mean, just because the
paper is run by sycophantic apple-polishing dweebs, the kind of
people who were teachers' pets in school, doesn't mean it isn't hip
to pop culture. It knows how to go after the “youth demographic.”
Yeah, “Jersey Shore” watchers are sitting around in their
bathrobes on Sunday, sipping their home-made cappuccinos, reading the
NY Times, I'm sure. (To see what I mean about the kind of
people who run the NYT, check out their pictures online. I
think some can even be found at nytimes.com) [3]
Then there's a subhead on p.17: “A
wealthy haven cringes at potential visitors from Jersey Shore.”
The besieged rich people are cringing at the invasion of their
haven. So it's Big News that some rich superparasites are in a
tizzy about some unwashed masses spoiling their exclusive retreat by
their mere presence on the beach. Apparently the ocean is properly
reserved for the sole enjoyment of billionaires like NY City mayor
Michael Billionaire Bloomberg and various multimillionaires. Wouldn't
want someone of a lower class spoiling the view.
Finally the caption description of the
large photo claims that it depicts “a rowdy crowd began showing
up [last year] at Indian Wells Beach in East Hampton, adding
to the crowds and transportation bedlam.” Bedlam! Look up
“bedlam” and see what it means. It's a fancy synonym for chaos,
with the added implication of madness.
I guess there were some traffic snarls, maybe even traffic jams.
Don't have a fainting spell, NYT! [4]
Well
here's that photo. I can see what the NYT
means.
See
how “rowdy” they
are? Look at all those people lying
there! And sitting! And even standing!!
And as
if that weren't bad enough, it looks like a couple of guys are
actually walking!!! Motion!
That's kinetic activity! Man, they're out of control! Call in the National Guard!
That's kinetic activity! Man, they're out of control! Call in the National Guard!
Hey
NYT, bible of the
bourgeoisie- we live
on this planet too. Get used
to it.
1] A little background for my
non-American and other readers who may be unfamiliar with some of
these terms. “Snooki” is the nickname of a “reality TV”
“star,” one Nicole Polizzi, on a show called “Jersey Shore”
on MTV, which presents a mixed gender group of young people who are
stereotypical New Jersey Italian-Americans, and by stereotypical I
mean gross caricatures of people who are derogatorily called
“guineas” in common parlance. (“Wops” is an even more
derogatory term.) The cast has the exaggerated mannerisms, speech
patterns and behavior of crude caricatures. “Snooki” is a short,
big-breasted character/cast member. Naturally these aren't refined or
sophisticated portrayals.
By the way, the only thing actually
Italian about most Italian Americans is their ancestry. The
Italian-American is really a type of person unique to the U.S. that
evolved here, same as Irish-American. They don't even speak their
ancestral languages. It's the same with African-Americans. These are
all varieties of Americans, with no more than vestigial
commonalities with the inhabitants of the lands of their mostly
distant ancestors. Thus they are pseudo-ethnic “identities.”
Yet their tribalism and conflicts between the groups are real. Like
religious conflict, which is similarly based on nothing- there are no
“gods,” and religious dogmas are virtually entirely myths from
start to finish. Thus is real economic and political competition
masked in both cases by
bullshit. [Which is not at
all to deny the grotesque racist oppression black Americans have been
subjected to, and their current imprisonment in the socio-economic
cellar of American society.]
“The Hamptons” is a series of
seaside towns on Long Island, New York, east of New York City, where
wealthy elitists congregate in the summers. (Amagansett, the dateline
on the story, is one of these towns.) The homes there cost many
millions of dollars, and summer rentals of those homes go for
hundreds of thousands a dollar per month.
These rich people are mostly based in
Manhattan, one of the five boroughs of New York City that includes
the financial district at the lower end of the borough (“Wall
Street,” which is an actual street) where the New York Stock
Exchange and New York Federal Reserve are located, along with various
financial firms. The rich themselves mostly live on the “upper east
side,” an area that is really more midtown geographically, and is
basically the area to the east of Central Park over to Lexington
Avenue, running north and south between about E. 60th and
E. 90th Streets. (The south and west sides of Central Park
are also areas of rich people. In fact more and more of Manhattan is
being colonized by the upper classes, including many non-citizens who
buy residences, helping squeeze out the “lower” classes, who
cannot afford multimillion dollar apartments or exorbitant rents.)
2] The NYT is what's
called a “broadsheet,” as opposed to “tabloid” newspapers,
which have a smaller format. A half-page of the NYT is about
12 x 11 inches, a relatively large acreage when on your lap.
3] To be “fair,” obviously
this story will be of gossipy interest to rich people, an important
part of the NYT's constituency. It's influence with such
people accounts for much of the NYT's power and influence. But
with a Sunday circulation of around a million (that's for the
physical print edition, the actual newspaper) most of the
readers are obviously not rich. They're just standing outside the
charmed realm of the bourgeois elite, with their noses pressed to the
glass, voyeuristically gazing at the imaginary perpetual dinner party
inside.
4] A day earlier, the web edition used the word "log jam" instead of bedlam. So they amped it up for Sunday print publication.
4] A day earlier, the web edition used the word "log jam" instead of bedlam. So they amped it up for Sunday print publication.
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